1. That whenever you recall your past it seems childish.
2. That there is too much fuss in the world.
3. That there is another person hidden inside you who is much simpler.
4. That most of the people in the world are stupid.
5. That you are unable to play your best cards at tense situations.
6. That politicians are nuts.
7. That you fool 60% of the people by buttering.
8. That you never find a chance of displaying heroism when you are ready for it, it always comes to clause no 5.
9. Writing a letter is a ridiculous thing to do.
10. T.V. is a stupid invention.
11. You always get caught when you are at a wrong task, irrespective of the fact that you always have been an angel for your past life.
12.Whenever you try to teach someone a lesson it turns out against you esp. when the other person is a junior.
13. If you are sometimes given a responsibility, or you volunteer for it to prove your vigilance, the odds turn against you.
14. There is always a scientific explanation of every happening in the world.
15. When you can do mathematics fine at home, why it always gets mixed up in exam.
16. The shortcut you take while driving is always jammed bumper to bumper.
17. Why your parents tell their friends, about your blunders.
18. Why you are always compared with other people.
19. That when originally if computer was made for doing all the calculation, what are calculators made for.
20. Why you have to buy separate books and note books for each subject when you can buy one Toshiba electronic note book and can store and access the whole world in it.
21. Whenever you try to be intelligent in the class and ask the teacher difficult question not related to topic, he always is unable to answer.
22. If something ridiculous happens there is always rumours government involvement.
23. When traffic police has allowed imported exotic’s that can speed up to 200mph, why the speed limit is 60kmh.
24. The best idea you formulate you are always at the wrong place e.g. (bathroom).
25. Love costs you a hell amount of money, this day and that day presents…… in this regard at least flirting is done for free.
26. Why the units of measuring quantities are like this:
One Newton over Coulomb. (N/C)
Volts over ampere (ohms). Ω
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When they all are the names of the scientist, they were not OVER each other.
27. The world is sick of fashion, it is ever changing to retard its pace without being out of it, they are creating designs which use minimum amount of fabric , its rather has become a show of limbs…
28. It’s the abhorrence that makes love a distinctive…….
Love needs abhorrence…….
You might agree with some of these lines at least to one of them, both ways this is what I think.
Big Foot 