I took the pain of colour coding this post so you dont get lost. Do not under any circumstances point finger at the colour scheme.
This is a conversation between Mr. bizzyifti, Mr. sizzyifty, Mr. crzyifti & Mr. dizzyifti.
The Four men were walking on a road towards a common destination. One of them with straight face and rock hard face, the second one oblivious to the world and absorbed in his own self, the third one wearing Raybans and highly esteemed, the fourth one in loose clothes and with a few friends.
The first one is Antisocial, the second is shy, the third is friendly and the fourth is social machine.
crzyifti: Hello people where are you guys headed to?
dizzyifti: Hi , Over to that building but we can always goto Cafe and have some tea ?
bizzyifti: i was going to Lab first, and then obviously the class.
sizzyifti: [Doesnt reply at first]
crzyifti: [asks again to 2] Bhai aap say bhi pucha hai.
sizzyifti: Oh yeah i was going to class. Cant skip.
crzyifti: I have some business in the council to take care of as well, so Mr. dizzyifti You will have to go with us.After that we can spare some time for Cafe.
bizzyifti: and sizzyifti Non Responsive keep walking.
crzyifti: Do you guys know about the girl on the first floor, look just about the besides the table?
dizzyifti: Oh yeah, she is XYZ, her number is 12345678, lives there, her Dad’s Name is blah blah and stuff.
sizzyifti: I dont know i dont know much about women. They think i am non existent.
bizzyifti: One thing i am sure about her, i.e. that she is scared of me. I dont know anything else.
crzyifti: to dizzyifti Boy oh boy what are you? A detective? How do you know this stuff ?
dizzyifti: I am well informed man, also i like meeting people. i even follow people home, i went in van once, she was a van mate as well.
crzyifti: Well i need her for my council, get me acquainted , will you ?
dizzyifti: Nods.
bizzyifti: Dont you guys think of anything else other than women, wasting time in cafe and stupid affairs? [pronounced Student affairs]
dizzyifti: I dont know but you are a lifeless person, Life is all about enjoying it and socialising.
crzyifti: I believe managing people and working with them will foster my managing skills also it will increase my popularity index in university, One has to be an icon before he leaves university.
dizzyifti to sizzyifti : Oh bhai, aap bh humaray sath chal rahay hain, kuch bol dein?
sizzyifti: I dont know . I think you should do what what you are supposed to do.
bizzyifti: Mr. dizzyifti Dont you say a word about me or i’ll have your head for that. You stupid son of a Bit.
crzyifti: Easy boy, its ok.
dizzyifti: Like i give a rats ass.
crzyifti: Calm down people, no fights.
sizzyifti: [is a starring at the sky]
All the four men are now on the walk through gate.
Guard: Card bahir nikalain aap sab log.
sizzyifti: [has already taken his card out] here this. [shows his card waits for other to go first]
dizzyifti: There you go old boy [shows his card puts i back in]
bizzyifti: [gives guard a dreary stare, barely gets his card out and closes the zipper again] Security Huh!
crzyifti: [gives the guard a look as he is a stock pile of hay, waves his card in the air as a display of sarcasm]
Now in the class:
sizzyifti Enters a class as a nobody and there is no one in class. crzyifti peeks in finds nobody gets out to meet people. dizzyifti Doens bother coming in till late. bizzyifti goes to lab.
Everybody greets and meets dizzyifti he is popular, crzyifti meets people with different stance, everyman a new face and a story.
bizzyifti arrives but is only met by few who know him really well.
After the class has settled.
sizzyifti finds a corner in the last row and sits there. crzyifti Takes a place in the third row behind women, dizzyifti sits adjacent to crzyifti with exception that his side of chairs occupies boys. bizzyifti takes second row and opens up his stuff.
bizzyifti is serious and wont talk [infact he is not but from the outside he looks like that].
sizzyifti diligently opens up his notebooks and stars putting dates and stuff.
crzyifti talks ahead and behind, fires two or four jokes at people and handles them well.
dizzyifti Is being a chatter box with a friend sitting adjacent to him, his one ear is towards what other class is talking about. often he gives in an anecdote to the ladies in front. Which apparently amuses them.
The class sits like this for 30 minutes. Later it is confirmed that the only two classes that were scheduled today have been cancelled. so now students are free to leave.
bizzyifti is aggravated or he looks so, infact someone out of the class tries an argument with him, and then he gets the reaction in form of loud words and some serious swearing.
sizzyifti is again not moved, gets out quietly and waits for the rest of the bunch.
crzyifti is delighted about the class, gives a suggestion to people about eating out.
dizzyifti turns hyper, he is out for anything. he chit chats to people, he turns into one roller coaster, moving from one group to other.
bizzyifti thinks of offering his car but then decides lets not get into playing the volunteer.
sizzyifti: doesnt know what is happening.
crzyifti: Plans with a few folks. its a deal.
crzyifti: “Ok everyone we are going to this and this, blah blah blah details “
dizzyifti: “Thumbs up! I will go with emilia”
sizzyifti: “Yeh program kab bana? aik minute let me confirm from a person, i had a previous commitment with “
bizzyifti: “I wont take more than 3 people with me, and they will pay for gas as well.”
crzyifti “Butts in motion, lets go!”
At the Supper:
dizzyifti: “Ok, here is the thing, wither we could go for a sheesha or we can settle for pizza, there is no third option”
crzyifti: “Sheesha boys raise hands”
sizzyifti: “I dont smoke, and i wont smoke”
bizzyifti: “Lets go anywhere but be quick”
dizzyifti: “We will have both since no one is in absolute majority, and we have a lot that doesnt or cant smoke so first we are heading to pizza hut”
At pizza hut:
bizzyifti [to the person sitting next] : “do you know about this new technology in which you can communicate to your PC using gestures ?”
The other person: “No, what is it?”
bizzyifti: “Its ok, nevermind.”
sizzyifti is sitting at the join of the two combined tables and has found something of interest in the join and he is starring at it.
crzyifti [is sitting with ladies doing sissy talk that makes them laugh and taking photos with his camera phone.] hey emily, ” what was that last comment about? ” emily : “I think it was clear that you were being a jerk” crzyifti “No seriously havent you women cant understand anything, all you love is twilight and quotes where you can fit yourself in”.. {crzyifti Cell phone rings} emily: “No who is it?” crzyifti “Bus hai koi, tumhain nai pata” , [women giggle out of no reason,]
dizzyifti is busy planning “Ok, guys here is what we do, we go for deal number 4, that saves us money so we can dump half of these guys and later in the evening go to sheesha? Deal” Everyboy high fives.
Miraculously sizzyifti finds somebody to talk to. its Mr. Z
Z: “Why is that you remain silent all the time?”
sizzyifti: “I dont know, i dont have much to share”
Z: “There must be something, dont you play any games or stuff?”
sizzyifti: “i usually write a lot, do not interfere in people business, try to make up with everybody , go with the flow of water, make peace.”
Z: “That is a lot of information, acha have you seen bizzyifti He never smiles.”
sizzyifti: “Yes and he looks angry all the time”
Z: “He is one serious person. Dont know whats up with him, quite your opposite”
sizzyifti: “There might be nothing wrong with him, probably his face is like that. but one thing is for sure, he doesnt tolerate nonsense.”
Conversation continues….
bizzyifti on the other hand is making plans in his head “i have to see blah blah, go shopping in the evening, Dad has also made a commitment. and yeah, all of them must be wondering that i am angry, stupid little dumb heads. I wish they could know the reason i dont smile is that there is nothing to do so, and scarcity of something makes it precious, abundance on the other hand makes things lose value, my smile is valuable. I dont know when they will grow up? Khair lets not think about that there are other things to keep my head busy…”
crzyifti to dizzyifti “Whats the plan? I mean the other plan?”
dizzyifti: ” smokes are up, dont know about the exact number but we will shed some people off.”
crzyifti: “Good i’m in. Probably wont smoke but will join you for a cup of coffee.”
dizzyifti: “Deal.”
After supper the ladies disappear into thin air, while some boys as well head home. The rest of the bunch which includes our four people head to a cafe.
sizzyifti: “I will have Juice”.
dizzyifti: “Sheesha all the way”
crzyifti: “Coffee, expresso one shot and a chocolate brownie.”
bizzyifti: “Anything cold.”
The rest of the bunch joins the suite and orders drinks and smokes.
dizzyifti: “Hey folks, we peechay check ker jo banda betha hai bandee kay sath, rings check ker. And the bandi is also high.”
crzyifti: “achay hain”
sizzyifti: Doesnt look in that direction.
bizzyifti: “Why dont you mind your own f’n business? “
Z. “Han lets all stare at them.”
Y. “Thats cheap man. But still i will do it. “
Smokes arrive along with the coffee and drinks. sizzyifti doesnt talk for the rest of the evening . bizzyifti is oblivious of the what is a happening. crzyifti Gets his one shot plus a brownie “That brownie was stale, The coffee however was good. Can i get a puff of sheesha? infact idhar day mujhay, bohat pee liya tum nay.”
dizzyifti: “Guys i have had to much of this stuff, dont know how i am gonna drive, somebody will go with me”.
Atlast they all get out of the cafe to head homes. Our four guys decide to go on one car. crzyifti is driving.
All of them go to same home but only one man gets out of the car but the man who gets out is totally different from the guys who joined in, rather more powerfull and composed.Name: Whizzyifti, Gets to his home turns on his laptop and starts typing on his blog. Title : “When Alteregos Talk”.
I will have an explanation of this ready after i get feedback.